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Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 21 Sep 2014

(21 Sep 2014, 7:39 pm)Andreos1 Whey aye, Costa Del Murton, Monte Darlo, Roker Riviera... The list is endless!
And Spennydorm


RE: Anything and Everything - Andreos1 - 22 Sep 2014

Gruesome!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-29309358


RE: Anything and Everything - Adrian - 22 Sep 2014

Weekly shops.

Is there ever an essential that you purchase, but at the same time, resent paying the money for?


Anything and Everything - R852 PRG - 24 Sep 2014

(21 Sep 2014, 7:41 pm)marxistafozzski And Spennydorm

Fwahahahaha!!!


Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 24 Sep 2014

(24 Sep 2014, 5:48 pm)Marcus Fwahahahaha!!!
Just to following on from Costa del Murton amd Spennymoor...

There is some excellent names for place for real

No Place
Pity Me(I lived near there)
Wide Open(I call it Widdy Oh-Penn after I heard a foregner say it)

I was going to Edinburgh about 10 years ago with a group of Irish Lads, we passed the turnoff for Shitbottle and one of the Irish lads said 'look, theres a place called Shitbottle'...The sign had been vandalised, only the Irish could come out with something like that

The best British placenames has to be the 2 Twats in Scotland, Mousehole(pronounced Mow-zel) and Bell End...In Shepshed there is a street named Butthole Lane...

Nothing beats Fucking in Austria though in my opinion, though Condom cums close Big Grin


RE: Anything and Everything - S813 FVK - 24 Sep 2014

(24 Sep 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski Just to following on from Costa del Murton amd Spennymoor...

There is some excellent names for place for real

No Place
Pity Me(I lived near there)
Wide Open(I call it Widdy Oh-Penn after I heard a foregner say it)

I was going to Edinburgh about 10 years ago with a group of Irish Lads, we passed the turnoff for Shitbottle and one of the Irish lads said 'look, theres a place called Shitbottle'...The sign had been vandalised, only the Irish could come out with something like that

The best British placenames has to be the 2 Twats in Scotland, Mousehole(pronounced Mow-zel) and Bell End...In Shepshed there is a street named Butthole Lane...

Nothing beats Fucking in Austria though in my opinion, though Condom cums close Big Grin

Oh god. Hope you arent referring to politicians there! As for Bell End, id love to live there. Butthole Lane doesnt sound that exciting.


Anything and Everything - R852 PRG - 24 Sep 2014

(24 Sep 2014, 7:34 pm)Robert Oh god. Hope you arent referring to politicians there! As for Bell End, id love to live there. Butthole Lane doesnt sound that exciting.

WOT?!?! Tongue


RE: Anything and Everything - S813 FVK - 24 Sep 2014

(24 Sep 2014, 7:36 pm)Marcus WOT?!?! Tongue

Haha! Id move there, go on a TV program that requires the host to ask where you are from and then you just say 'Bell End' and i can just imagine the reaction. Lets just say, i think it will be a lot better than 'what?!' (just imagine bradley on the chase Tongue)


Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 24 Sep 2014

(24 Sep 2014, 7:34 pm)Robert Oh god. Hope you arent referring to politicians there! As for Bell End, id love to live there. Butthole Lane doesnt sound that exciting.
The pair of Scottish Twatts are in Orkney and Shetland...

Looking on google images I found this sign from a Wisconsin netty

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Shit like this could have a thread all of it's own Big Grin


RE: Anything and Everything - MurdnunoC - 24 Sep 2014

(24 Sep 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski I was going to Edinburgh about 10 years ago with a group of Irish Lads, we passed the turnoff for Shitbottle and one of the Irish lads said 'look, theres a place called Shitbottle'...The sign had been vandalised, only the Irish could come out with something like that

The comedian Stewart Lee devotes about half an episode of his BBC 2 show discussing how the constant vandalism of the Shilbottle sign has influenced his work.




It starts at about 12:17 into the video posted above if anyone's interested in watching.


Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 24 Sep 2014

(24 Sep 2014, 9:26 pm)AdamY The comedian Stewart Lee devotes about half an episode of his BBC 2 show discussing how the constant vandalism of the Shilbottle sign has influenced his work.




It starts at about 12:17 into the video posted above if anyone's interested in watching.
Saw this on iPlayer a while back Big Grin


RE: Anything and Everything - Jimmi - 26 Sep 2014

SICK! - Poo-dunnit - police release picture after number two is found on bus seat
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11499577.Poo_dunnit___police_release_picture_after_number_two_is_found_on_bus_seat/


Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 26 Sep 2014

(26 Sep 2014, 4:15 pm)Jimmi SICK! - Poo-dunnit - police release picture after number two is found on bus seat
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11499577.Poo_dunnit___police_release_picture_after_number_two_is_found_on_bus_seat/
Thats disgusting, seen some bad shit(pun intended) on buses, a guy being orally pleasured on a United bus out of Durham years ago


Anything and Everything - R852 PRG - 26 Sep 2014

(26 Sep 2014, 4:31 pm)marxistafozzski Thats disgusting, seen some bad shit(pun intended) on buses, a guy being orally pleasured on a United bus out of Durham years ago

Was once sitting on a Lime, and as I sat down, I realized two young kids were sitting at the back doing something. I turned around, and she was giving him a blowjob!!


RE: Anything and Everything - Tom - 26 Sep 2014

(26 Sep 2014, 4:51 pm)Marcus Was once sitting on a Lime, and as I sat down, I realized two young kids were sitting at the back doing something. I turned around, and she was giving him a blowjob!!

Yuk - thats shocking. 


Anything and Everything - R852 PRG - 26 Sep 2014

(26 Sep 2014, 4:52 pm)Tom Yuk - thats shocking.

I say two young kids, maybe 15 or 16?


Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 26 Sep 2014

(26 Sep 2014, 4:52 pm)Tom Yuk - thats shocking. 
I think it is funny tbh...especially when they realise they have been caught


RE: Anything and Everything - Jimmi - 28 Sep 2014

someone has just got on the 7 with a large plank of wood. What a plank.


RE: Anything and Everything - Jimmi - 29 Sep 2014

Poo's sorry now?
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11503143.Poo_s_sorry_now_/


Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 30 Sep 2014

(29 Sep 2014, 9:46 pm)Jimmi Poo's sorry now?
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11503143.Poo_s_sorry_now_/
Thought he might have been in deep shit for it