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Introducing the "Poo Bus"

Introducing the "Poo Bus"

 
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MrFozz

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07 May 2015, 8:02 pm #18
(30 Apr 2015, 4:39 pm)eezypeazy The story says:

A single tank of the gas, which is produced using the typical annual waste of five people, is enough to power the vehicle for 190 miles.

So the [b]annual waste of one person would move the bus 38 miles.[/b]

How much poo would be required to move a fleet of a thousand buses at 12 mph through a conurbation for 18 hours a day? 216 miles x 363 days = 78,408,000 miles. Divide by 38 miles per person = 2,063,3684 people's annual waste. Unfortunately, there's only 1.1 million people in Tyne and Wear.

In other words, to make Tyne and Wear's buses 100%  poo-powered you'd need twice the amount of poo that the population can produce....

... unless we all swapped to a very high-fibre diet...

Somebody else care to check my maths...?

Would the bus go like shit off a shovel

The waste and gas I produce myself could send a Space Ship to the moon and back, I am master farter with loose guts a lot of the time

Would the exhaust fumes from such a bus smell like a shit or a fart???

I remember when Dalton Park was being built, for the grassy parts human waste was used as a fertiliser, for about 3 months Murton smelt like shit ...saying that it ain't much better now haha
MrFozz
07 May 2015, 8:02 pm #18

(30 Apr 2015, 4:39 pm)eezypeazy The story says:

A single tank of the gas, which is produced using the typical annual waste of five people, is enough to power the vehicle for 190 miles.

So the [b]annual waste of one person would move the bus 38 miles.[/b]

How much poo would be required to move a fleet of a thousand buses at 12 mph through a conurbation for 18 hours a day? 216 miles x 363 days = 78,408,000 miles. Divide by 38 miles per person = 2,063,3684 people's annual waste. Unfortunately, there's only 1.1 million people in Tyne and Wear.

In other words, to make Tyne and Wear's buses 100%  poo-powered you'd need twice the amount of poo that the population can produce....

... unless we all swapped to a very high-fibre diet...

Somebody else care to check my maths...?

Would the bus go like shit off a shovel

The waste and gas I produce myself could send a Space Ship to the moon and back, I am master farter with loose guts a lot of the time

Would the exhaust fumes from such a bus smell like a shit or a fart???

I remember when Dalton Park was being built, for the grassy parts human waste was used as a fertiliser, for about 3 months Murton smelt like shit ...saying that it ain't much better now haha

 
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Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Malarkey - 20 Nov 2014, 7:26 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Michael - 20 Nov 2014, 7:28 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Andreos1 - 20 Nov 2014, 7:29 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Adrian - 20 Nov 2014, 7:40 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by MurdnunoC - 20 Nov 2014, 7:45 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Adrian - 20 Nov 2014, 8:00 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Jimmi - 20 Nov 2014, 8:04 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by eezypeazy - 20 Nov 2014, 8:19 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Diamond One - 20 Nov 2014, 10:07 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Andreos1 - 20 Nov 2014, 10:13 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by DanPicken - 21 Nov 2014, 4:21 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by idiot - 25 Nov 2014, 8:24 am
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Jimmi - 15 Mar 2015, 5:19 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by omnicity4659 - 15 Mar 2015, 5:39 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by R852 PRG - 16 Mar 2015, 6:51 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by omnicity4659 - 16 Mar 2015, 6:55 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by eezypeazy - 30 Apr 2015, 4:39 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by MrFozz - 07 May 2015, 8:02 pm
RE: Introducing the "Poo Bus" - by Andreos1 - 07 May 2015, 8:40 pm